Weekend at the Kalahari
Josh was involved yet again with this conference called CodeMash, which is held at the Kalahari Resort in Sandusky, Ohio. Last year, we met him down there and had a great time since it's a big kid friendly but not boring for the adults indoor water park. The kids have gone on about the place ever since.
So last week, we let them know that Dad was going away this week and we'd join him once again at the Kalahari. Oh joy! Oh rapture! Oh shoot, where did I put my bathing suit?
Friday, I loaded up the kids in the van and we headed to Ohio. I reminisced about all the times I drove the Ohio Turnpike to and from college - before it had the nice rest stops with the Starbucks. We stopped at that one since everyone had to use the facilities. Then we got to the resort and as we walked in, Collin said "Hey, Dad's been bald for a year!"
See, last year, Josh placed a bet at the conference and if he lost it, he'd have to shave his head. He lost the bet. It was funny to walk in and watch the kids react to his lack of hair.
Anyhoo...
Friday night went a lot the same as the year before. We ate McDonald's while checking out our really cool suite. We went downstairs and stared at the waterpark. We went to the Candy Hut and spent WAY too much money on candy. Though this year, Collin was able to make up his mind quicker than last year. Then we herded them back up to the room and tried to get them to go to sleep.
Saturday morning, Collin was sent to get donuts from the shop down in the lobby while Josh and I tried to wake up. We then packed up the room so we wouldn't miss check out, got kids in bathing suits, and herded them down to the waterpark. About twenty minutes into it, I started feeling queasy. A week of not getting enough sleep caught up with me. So Josh played SuperDad and herded kids about the waterpark and let me lay on a chair and relax.
It was one of those times I realized that my kids are indeed growing up. I could let the boys run off to one area and keep a vague eye on them from my chair and not worry. It's sad, but at the same time, really nice. Especially as Josh didn't have to keep tabs on all four at all times. Let me tell you, the place is so big and can get so crowded, it's very easy to lose a child. We know. We kept losing Miriam. Luckily, I got her a bright rainbow colored swimsuit that was easy to pick out of a crowd.
Now Maura loves the water. LOVES! So this was joy and torture all in one for her. Pure joy while in the water, toture every time we got out to go to a different area. This is her during one of the torture times.

Then we went for a late lunch...which meant more sobbing from Maura, who kept trying to go back to the waterpark as I was trying to get the girls dressed. At least Josh apologized for me being stuck with herself. I kept saying "We're going to get juice. Do you want to eat?", which distracted her enough for me to get the swimsuit off and a pull up and shirt on. When we got out of the locker room, I put her pants on. Really, sometimes I think dressing a drunk octopus would be easier than dressing Maura.
But we had lunch and then I abandoned the family to get a hot rock massage while they got a sundae bigger than my head apparently. Thirty minutes of massage and calm and peace really did make me feel much better, so I wrestled Maura while Josh took the older three mini golfing -

Maura and I watched them for a few minutes, until she tried to climb the rope fence they had. So I took her back up to the main lobby and into the gift shop. We played with several of the stuffed animals, but Maura then chose the one she wanted. How did I know she wanted it? Because she tried to shoplift it. I did get her back in and we paid for her new creature, which I started refering to as "safety hazard" since she kept trying to trip people in the busy lobby with it.
What did she pick out? A giant snake of course.

Sure, she was a hazard to everyone around us, but she was a cute hazard. And she kept trying to make the snake hiss, which is very cool since she doesn't use the letter S. And she mostly tried to trip teens, who thought she was cute, so no one got mad.
We caught up with the rest of the gang after their game of golf, and I took the girls pottery painting while Josh took the boys to the arcade. I met up with them there, where they were trying to win like 1000 tickets with four quarters, or something unrealistic like that. Collin and I went off to get something. When we came back, Josh had this huge wad of tickets. How? Well, Sean - the avid button pusher - walked up to this one game that someone didn't finish. He pushed the big red button and hit the jackpot. Won 600+ tickets. Yes, I was impressed. Sean was inspired. We played some more and really, we need to get Sean to pick lottery numbers for us. Where ever he went, he won a decent amount. Finally, we ran out of tokens and had 800+ tickets. Not bad. But not good enough for my Future Gamblers of America. Collin and Sean went around, poking into coin returns and such. Sean came back and said "Jackpot!" He had found enough tokens to play that big button pushing game again. And he won another like 100+ tickets. As we put the tickets into the counter machine, my little button pusher wandered off to the game next to us and pushed that button...and won more tickets.

We ended up wtih 1014 tickets. Still not enough to get a BIG prize, but enough to get something for everyone. Which, after a half hour of painful negotiations, we were able to do.
Finally, we lured the kids out to the van and made our way back home...after stopping at the rest stop with the Starbucks. Because I was one tired mama with a two hour drive ahead of me. Josh had to drive the Suburban back, so we kept each other awake chatted on our cell phone headsets all the way home.
I still need a nap. The kids had to be forced to go to bed tonight. Ah youth. Next year though, we're going to stay two nights. There's just too much to do in a 24 hour time frame. photos
Sunday, January 13, 2008 11:38:49 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)
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